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About me

I am an avid horror/trash movie fanatic from the west coast of Finland. I've been using Listal for a long time for cataloguing my collection. It works fine for people like me, who like many different formats (vhs, dvd, blu-ray). I am looking for other like-minded horror buffs!

About my collections

My Movie collection includes all the titles currently OWNED on Blu, DVD and VHS and the titles on the 'Wanted' list. On the movie page I have rated the actual film, and on the dvd page I have rated the actual dvd (i.e. the release). Simple, huh?
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In my Music section, I am still counting on DISCOGS!

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Rated 1860 movies

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My FIx collection (177 items)
Dvd list by J Luoma
Published 9 years, 3 months ago
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Favorite movies (60 items)
Movie list by J Luoma
Last updated 3 months, 2 weeks ago
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My Hammer films (90 items)
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Published 9 years, 4 months ago 1 comment
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My Hammer DVD/BDs (45 items)
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Published 9 years, 9 months ago
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Lucio Fulci on DVD/BD (33 items)
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Published 9 years, 7 months ago 1 comment



Recent reviews

All reviews - Movies (32) - DVDs (16) - Books (3)

Mother's Day [VHS] review

Posted : 3 months, 3 weeks ago on 1 May 2019 01:45 (A review of Mother's Day [VHS])

This version is CUT. At least the beheading in the beginning is missing. The film was rejected in 1980, so supposedly VTC made cuts in order to safeguard its distribution.


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Assassins (1995) review

Posted : 4 months ago on 21 April 2019 08:33 (A review of Assassins (1995))

Just watched Nighthawks I thought was eventually a non-starter - but my God, this is some lame shit! Julianne Moore talks about some birds and other romantic shit like that. Stallone just listens and laughs. Antonio Banderas tries his best as a baddie, but they show too much of him all the time. I am surprised this turd of a movie was directed by Richard Donner. It is one of the lamest fucking Stallone movie ever. If I want to see romantic stuff, I rent Pretty Woman or Four Weddings and a Funeral. You don't see an action figure come to those movies and kill everyone. So, why Julianne Moore comes to this movie and kills all the fun?


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Nighthawks review

Posted : 4 months ago on 21 April 2019 07:08 (A review of Nighthawks)

Even with the brilliant role of Rutger Hauer, this film gradually loses its effect. The beginning in the Bronx is very strong indeed, but at the end of the movie, you feel they ran out of ammo. I still think this is a pretty good police movie. Jamie Gillis is a sleazy fashion house manager in a brief scene, and Joe Spinelli can be seen in what could be described as a late Spinelli typecasting: a police chief giving orders via phone in an overcoat.


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The Killing Kind review

Posted : 4 months ago on 16 April 2019 09:19 (A review of The Killing Kind)

First I saw this film when I was pretty young, and there is a nostalgic element to it. Now that, instead of a grubby VHS, I saw it in HD, I thought maybe it is now a bit too clear - like when you see nightmares and someone turns the lights on. Let's face it, the film is no Psycho. What I liked was that most of it takes place in one claustrophobic apartment. It is quite bad. I just think nothing much happens, but the performances of John Savage and Ann Sothern are very good. You will get some fun out of it, the cover artwork with the huge-ass rat is amazing.


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Alucarda review

Posted : 4 months, 1 week ago on 12 April 2019 08:22 (A review of Alucarda)

A wonderful satanic trash movie, but there is too much screaming, which takes away at least one star from the rating. I mean every woman in the film is constantly screaming or crying.


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Terror in the Swamp review

Posted : 8 months, 2 weeks ago on 7 December 2018 06:37 (A review of Terror in the Swamp)

Cheap shit, "Could have been a gator, maybe a bear." Not bad if you dig these kinds of movies. Produced by Martin Folse and directed by Joe Catalon.


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Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 review

Posted : 10 months, 3 weeks ago on 1 October 2018 06:37 (A review of Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 )

Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 is basically a psychiatric session that justifies a frame-per-frame flashback from the first part of the "series". The first Silent being something of a classic in its genre, this "sequel" is simply put a paranoiac pastiche of the first. In fact, this film is cool as hell, if you come to think of it! None of it makes any sense, and it is not even Christmas until about 70 mins of a film that runs under 90 mins (in PAL). I thoroughly recommend this to any fans of films that are so bad that they turn into - gold. Just please don't mix it with the first one, which genuinely is a neat feat - that would just be - naughteeeee........


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Savate (1995) review

Posted : 1 year, 2 months ago on 9 June 2018 07:51 (A review of Savate (1995))

Oh man, this "movie" sucks eggs big time! Complete waste of film. The only reason I have this is that it's part of a 4-movie dvd set: the three others are divine trash classics: Mission of Justice starring Jeff Wincott and Brigitte Nielsen, Martial Law starring David Carradine and Cynthia Rothrock & Martial Law 2 Undercover starring - once again Jeff Wincott now with Cynthia Rothrock. Savate just does not live up to these kinds of trashy action classics. It is a dull "romantic western" type of piece of shit. Everything about it stinks - even the music is meant for something more meaningful.


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Frankensteinin hirviö [VHS] review

Posted : 1 year, 8 months ago on 15 December 2017 10:45 (A review of Frankensteinin hirviö [VHS])

This Japanese anime, also known as The Monster of Frankenstein, was dubbed in Finnish in an eerie manner. You can, for instance, hear the monster howl in two ways at a time! Odd. It was typical that the original audio was audible in the background.

The film in Finland was marketed as safe family viewing. Those were the fundamentalist times when even adults were not free to watch what they pleased. Many films, even total bores, were banned or heavily censored. Oh the golden days of yore, Finland in the 80s!

From this perspective, it seems a bit at odds that this film is actually a full-on massacre! And for kids!! A spoiler alert: doctor Frankenstein's daughter becomes friends with the monster, you know the score - but... almost everyone in the film gets killed !!! The monster jumps from a cliff and even Doc offs himself with a shotgun. Whaaaaat....?

If you can live with unhappy endings, check this great movie out if you can find a copy. In Finland, it was released at least twice on video. I think the censors truly slept through this one. Well, there is not much blood, but quite insane stuff.


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Elvira's Haunted Hills review

Posted : 2 years, 10 months ago on 23 October 2016 10:19 (A review of Elvira's Haunted Hills)

If the first Elvira movie is a deemed classic, this "sequel" really struggles to make any sense at all. The plot is very thin, and the movie has very little to do with it (the plot I mean!). I am a huge Elvira fan, so I can't really understand, how this could be, but it surely could. Also, the film stars the godly Richard O'Brien, but even his part as Hellsubus (what the h.....) sucks eggs. I think it was a bad decision to take Elvira to the Middle Ages. This movie really should have been a lot better than it is. The ingredients were first class. The American dvd has some nice extras though. Of course, you still need it, even if it is quite bad.


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Tiger Gang [VHS]

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Throne of Fire [VHS]

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Godhand [VHS]

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Godhand [VHS]

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Earthright [VHS]
Girl in the Yellow Pyjamas, The [VHS]
Law of the Violence, The [VHS]

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Earthright [VHS]

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The Return

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5/10

Girl in the Yellow Pyjamas, The [VHS]

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The Pyjama Girl Case

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Law of the Violence, The [VHS]

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Final Executor [VHS]

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Bells [VHS]
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The Glove [VHS]

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The Final Executioner

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Bloodbath at the House of Death [VHS]

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Bloodbath at the House of Death                                  (1984)

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Bells [VHS]

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Murder by Phone

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4/10


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Bullet in the Head

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Bullet in the Head (1990)

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José Ramón Larraz Double Feature

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Estigma

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Emma, puertas oscuras

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Once Upon a Time in Norway

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Creature From the Black Lagoon: Complete Legacy Collection (Blu-Ray)

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The Creature Walks Among Us                                  (1956)

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Lost Empire, The

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Equalizer 2000

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Revenge of the Creature

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5/10


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Pit and the Pendulum [steelbook]

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10/10

The Pit and the Pendulum (1961)

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9/10

Borderline

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Borderline

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Mad Foxes - Feuer auf Räder

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Posted: 3 months, 1 week ago at May 15 12:41
At last, I'm finally done with this list!
If you are interested and you want to check it out, you can use the following link :
Listal's 100 Films To See Before You Die (2019)
Posted: 3 months, 4 weeks ago at Apr 23 11:30
Thanks for you help!

The list has been updated with your vote.

If you want, you can double-check the end-result : www.listal.com/list/listals-100-films-see-before-6391
Posted: 4 months ago at Apr 18 13:21
I'm currently working on a new project and maybe you could help me out.

It's pretty simple.

You just need to click on the link underneath and provide your 10 favorite movies.

www.listal.com/list/listals-100-films-see-before-6391

Thanks in advance! :)
Posted: 1 year, 2 months ago at Jun 6 4:59
Thanks for the list vote :)
Posted: 2 years, 6 months ago at Feb 10 21:01
Hi please check my list
www.listal.com/list/listals-100-best-tv-shows-136
and tell me your 10 favorite tv shows!
Posted: 2 years, 10 months ago at Oct 9 2:15
Thanks for the Heather Locklear pic vote!
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 6 16:54
Thanks for the Marisa Mell pic votes.
Posted: 2 years, 11 months ago at Sep 1 22:19
thanks for the MARISSA MELL pic vote!!! ;)
Posted: 3 years, 4 months ago at Apr 13 5:17
Thanks for the Remembering Christopher Lee list vote.
Posted: 3 years, 7 months ago at Jan 1 3:02


Thanks for the Celeste Yarnall pic vote
Posted: 4 years, 9 months ago at Nov 6 8:39
Thank you very much for the 'Beautiful Close Ups' list vote!! Have a great day :)
Posted: 5 years, 4 months ago at Apr 13 2:30
Thanks for the Suzanne Pleshette pic vote.
Posted: 5 years, 7 months ago at Dec 29 3:51
Thanks for the Marie Devereux pic vote.
Posted: 5 years, 9 months ago at Oct 26 5:27
Check out my bloody new list.
www.listal.com/list/highest-body-count-movies
Edit: 5 years, 9 months ago
Posted: 6 years, 2 months ago at May 24 19:17

I recommend you watch Carnosaur

Posted: 6 years, 3 months ago at May 3 14:57
Thanks =)
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Posted: 6 years, 9 months ago at Oct 31 20:19
Thanks for the Nastassja Kinski vote.
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Dec 17 23:21
Thanks for the picture (Soledad Miranda) vote :)
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Dec 10 7:16
Tattista listavotesta
Posted: 7 years, 8 months ago at Dec 10 0:08
Thanks for the vote on my favorite 60s horror list!

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Tiger Gang [VHS] Tiger Gang [VHS]
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Throne of Fire [VHS] Throne of Fire [VHS]
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The Throne of Fire The Throne of Fire
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Godhand [VHS] Godhand [VHS]
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Earthright [VHS] Earthright [VHS]
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The Return The Return
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Collection stats


Watched Want to watch
Movies Movies 1860 110
TV TV 57 1

Owned Wanted Used
DVDs DVDs 1560 13
Books Books 79 5 9
Music Music 59 1 1
Games Games