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J Luoma posted a review of Mother's Day [VHS]

Wed, 01 May 2019 13:45:59 GMT

“This version is CUT. At least the beheading in the beginning is missing. The film was rejected in 1980, so supposedly VTC made cuts in order to safeguard its distribution.” read more

J Luoma posted a review of Assassins

Sun, 21 Apr 2019 20:33:02 GMT

“Just watched Nighthawks I thought was eventually a non-starter - but my God, this is some lame shit! Julianne Moore talks about some birds and other romantic shit like that. Stallone just listens and laughs. Antonio Banderas tries his best as a baddie, but they show too much of him all the time. I a” read more

J Luoma posted a review of Nighthawks

Sun, 21 Apr 2019 19:08:44 GMT

“Even with the brilliant role of Rutger Hauer, this film gradually loses its effect. The beginning in the Bronx is very strong indeed, but at the end of the movie, you feel they ran out of ammo. I still think this is a pretty good police movie. Jamie Gillis is a sleazy fashion house manager in a brie” read more

J Luoma posted a review of The Killing Kind

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 21:19:59 GMT

“First I saw this film when I was pretty young, and there is a nostalgic element to it. Now that, instead of a grubby VHS, I saw it in HD, I thought maybe it is now a bit too clear - like when you see nightmares and someone turns the lights on. Let's face it, the film is no Psycho. What I liked was ” read more

J Luoma posted a review of Alucarda

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 08:22:28 GMT

“A wonderful satanic trash movie, but there is too much screaming, which takes away at least one star from the rating. I mean every woman in the film is constantly screaming or crying.

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J Luoma posted a review of Terror in the Swamp

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 18:37:34 GMT

“Cheap shit, "Could have been a gator, maybe a bear." Not bad if you dig these kinds of movies. Produced by Martin Folse and directed by Joe Catalon.

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J Luoma posted a review of Silent Night, Deadly Night 2

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 18:37:56 GMT

“Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 is basically a psychiatric session that justifies a frame-per-frame flashback from the first part of the "series". The first Silent being something of a classic in its genre, this "sequel" is simply put a paranoiac pastiche of the first. In fact, this film is cool as hel” read more

J Luoma posted a review of Savate

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 19:51:49 GMT

“Oh man, this "movie" sucks eggs big time! Complete waste of film. The only reason I have this is that it's part of a 4-movie dvd set: the three others are divine trash classics: Mission of Justice starring Jeff Wincott and Brigitte Nielsen, Martial Law starring David Carradine and Cynthia Rothrock &” read more

J Luoma posted a review of Frankensteinin hirviö [VHS]

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 10:45:05 GMT

“This Japanese anime, also known as The Monster of Frankenstein, was dubbed in Finnish in an eerie manner. You can, for instance, hear the monster howl in two ways at a time! Odd. It was typical that the original audio was audible in the background.

The film in Finland was marketed as safe ” read more

J Luoma posted a review of Elvira's Haunted Hills

Sun, 23 Oct 2016 10:19:44 GMT

“If the first Elvira movie is a deemed classic, this "sequel" really struggles to make any sense at all. The plot is very thin, and the movie has very little to do with it (the plot I mean!). I am a huge Elvira fan, so I can't really understand, how this could be, but it surely could. Also, the film ” read more

J Luoma posted a review of Punisher (Steelbook, 1 Blu-ray und 1 DVD)

Tue, 13 Sep 2016 19:06:39 GMT

“It has the definitive unrated version. The best release of the action classic. The only flaw being the lossy, although clear, audio, Dolby Digital 2.0 (Dolby Pro Logic).” read more

J Luoma posted a review of Mad Max: Fury Road

Tue, 06 Sep 2016 20:18:11 GMT

“OK, I surrender! At first, this reheating seemed like a bad joke, but - although it is all done in a row in the Namibian desert, four different flavors, they just keep on driving the same old sandy roads... the cars themselves are highly creative. The movement is captured like never before. The cast” read more